The Solar Degradation Department "Solar Cured Tees" Vintage Graphic T-Shirt, The Brand New Vintage Sun-Baked Collection
Description
Why wait decades for the sun to ruin a perfectly good t-shirt when our highly specialized Solar Degradation Department can do it for you? As a proud, completely non-coerced branch of Guilty Kick Apparel, we strictly adhere to the highest scientific standards of fabric ruin. This tee boasts our official stamp of quality: "Quality tested in open truck beds." That’s right. We didn’t use fancy high-tech weathering machines. We just threw these into the back of a rusty '94 pickup, let them bake under the relentless sun, and hoped for the best. Part of our exclusive "The Brand New Vintage Sun-Baked Collection," this shirt is structurally brand new but carries the weathered, faded, and beautifully distressed soul of a thrift store holy grail. Featuring a high-contrast minimalist sun-burst graphic and a heavy dose of bureaucratic irony, it’s the ultimate tribute to the art of doing absolutely nothing under the sun.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean