The Texas Triangle Massacre, Funny Minimalist Horror Movie Parody T-Shirt

Trade the chainsaw for a protractor with The Texas Triangle Massacre tee. This minimalist parody of the 1974 slasher classic reimagines Leatherface as a literal geometric nightmare. Featuring a clean split-screen design, a menacing red triangle, and a high-torque chainsaw icon, this shirt is a cut above your average movie merch. Designed for fans of "Geometry Fiction" and dark humor, this shirt captures the raw intensity of Texas horror through a strictly mathematical lens. Whether you're a cinephile, a math geek with a dark side, or just someone who prefers their slasher films with more acute angles, this high-quality t-shirt is the ultimate conversation starter. It’s sharp, it’s satirical, and it’s significantly less messy than the original.

Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat