Vintage 1973 "Born Yesterday" Distressed Graphic Tee | Guilty Kick Sunbaked Retro Humor Shirt
Description
"Born Yesterday. Worn Today. Timeless Since... Five Minutes Ago." Were you actually around in 1973, or did you just wake up this morning and decide to adopt five decades of unearned nostalgia? Either way, we won’t tell. Part of the Brand New Vintage Sunbaked Collection, this tee delivers the perfectly weathered, authentically distressed look of a garage-sale holy grail without the musty attic smell. Featuring a weathered golden-seal graphic stamped with "VINTAGE 1973 SUNBAKED" and framed by our trademark deadpan sarcasm, this shirt is designed for anyone who appreciates retro aesthetics, clever ironies, and pretending they were listening to classic rock on vinyl before it was cool. Whether you're celebrating a 1973 milestone, poking fun at manufactured nostalgia, or just demanding the softest, crispiest vintage tee in the room, Guilty Kick has you covered.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean