Vintage Radium Tonic Graphic Tee

Tired of supplements that actually work? Yearning for a simple, old-school solution that involves a little bit of glow? Then step right up and invest in the Radium Tonic T-Shirt!

The Investment Opportunity of a Lifetime (Shortened):

• The Slogan: Proudly displaying "Liquid Sunshine Cures Everything!" and the enthusiastic plea, "INVEST NOW!" This shirt is a beautiful tribute to the medical entrepreneurship of 1936, where a small bag of money and a dangerously radioactive ingredient were all you needed to promise eternal health.

• The Design: Featuring a delightful money bag mascot cheerfully encouraging you to buy a bottle of what is essentially poison, this Retro Medical Fraud Apparel captures the peak of medical optimism. The glow-in-the-dark-green bottles are guaranteed to make you feel... energized. (Side effects may include mutations and eventual demise.)

• The Vibe: This isn't just a Dark Humor Science Graphic Shirt; it's a commentary on snake oil salesmen and the naive faith in science. Wear this Vintage Quack Medicine Graphic Tee when you need a good laugh, or when you want to subtly warn people that your immune system is fueled by bad decisions.

Why You Need It:

Because when you wear the Radium Tonic shirt, you aren't just wearing history; you're wearing an inevitable outcome. You're welcome!

Product features - Ribbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stabilizing the back and preventing stretching - Made for adults with a 2-year EU warranty - Crafted from light fabric for all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat