Vladimir & Sons Soil Relocation Graphic Tee, Dracula Transylvania Dirt Hauling Satire Shirt, Vintage Gothic Vampire Parody Halloween T-Shirt
Description
Relocating across Europe shouldn’t mean sleeping like a mere mortal. The Vladimir & Sons Soil Relocation & Hauling Ltd. graphic t-shirt from Guilty Kick celebrates the unsung logistics heroes who made Count Dracula’s 1897 London getaway possible. Styled like an authentic 19th-century trade service advert, this piece features ornate filigree, crossed shovels, wooden earth-crates, and a glowing five-star review from the Count himself ("Nothing ruins an extended London stay like foreign dirt..."). Crafted with premium soft ring-spun cotton and tailored for effortless everyday wear, it delivers deadpan literary satire for gothic literature buffs, vampire connoisseurs, and anyone who appreciates vintage macabre aesthetics. Perfect for Halloween haunts, dark comedy nights, fall layering, or discreet nocturnal crate shipping.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean