Friday the 14th: Funny Minimalist Slasher Parody T-Shirt

Ever wonder what happens when the curse expires? This minimalist parody design captures the high-stakes disappointment of the day after the big massacre. Featuring a sleek, geometric rendition of the iconic hockey mask, this shirt flips the script on the world’s most famous slasher franchise. The design features a humorous subversion of the classic movie tagline: "They were warned... They are doomed... And on Friday the 14th, nothing will happen to them." It’s the perfect apparel for horror fans with a dry sense of humor, movie buffs who love a good trope subversion, or anyone who’s ever felt the "crap" of a missed opportunity. Made for comfort and laughs, it’s a great conversation starter for your next horror convention or movie marathon.

Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat