Pure Asbestos Snow - Funny Retro Dark Humor Snowman T-Shirt

Step back into a simpler—and significantly more hazardous—time with this "Pure Asbestos Snow" vintage-inspired tee. This design features a cheerful, bright-eyed snowman in the iconic 1930s "rubber-hose" animation style, complete with a distressed, cracked texture for that authentic mid-century look. The shirt is a sarcastic nod to the actual fake snow used on classic Hollywood film sets and in holiday decor before the world realized it was "Fireproof Fun" of a different kind. Whether you’re a fan of dark irony, a student of weird film history, or just someone who loves a bit of mid-century madness, this shirt is guaranteed to start conversations (and perhaps a few coughing fits of laughter). Perfect for holiday parties with a twist or year-round wear for the cynically inclined.

Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat