The Droog's Geometry Lesson Tee | Circles or Triangles, Eh?

WARNING: May cause uncontrollable urges to listen to Beethoven while arranging basic shapes. Step into the ultra-violence of basic geometry with our Droog's Geometry Lesson Tee! This shirt takes the chilling, theatrical command from Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange and replaces the moral dilemma with the ultimate philosophical question of the 21st century: "What's it gonna be then, triangles or circles, eh?" Our minimalist droog, cleverly constructed from essential shapes and sporting his requisite bowler hat, offers you the choice of the ages: the sharp, angular intensity of the Triangle, or the smooth, endless perfection of the Circle. Why You Need This Viddy Shirt: Subversive Style: Only true cinephiles and design nerds will instantly recognize this high-concept, low-detail mashup. Ultimate Minimalist Parody: It's the perfect blend of high-brow cinema reference and low-stakes visual humor. Great for artists, architects, and anyone who's ever struggled with the shape sorter. The Look: Black background, stark white shapes, and that unmistakable menacing orange text. Real horrorshow, as the lads would say. Don't be a vibrating, jelly-like mess! Make your choice. Are you a pointy person or a round person? The world is waiting. Order your shirt now and show the world you understand the true nature of Abstract Expressionism... or just like triangles!

Product features - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat