Where Are You? Howling Dog Minimalist Tee Separation Anxiety Satire Graphic Shirt

Every dog owner knows the "one-hour" lie. This minimalist graphic tee captures that exact moment of betrayal with a clean, geometric silhouette of a howling pup. Featuring the playful text, "Awoooo! (Translation: Where are you?) You said you’d be back in an hour," this design leans into the irony and humor of our pets' flair for the dramatic. The aesthetic blends a retro, mid-century vibe with modern, absurdist art, making it a standout piece for anyone who appreciates niche humor and clean design. It is the perfect conversation starter for dog park visits, vet trips, or just lounging at home with your favorite "stage five clinger."

Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat