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The Archive: Rejects from some other era

Gary found these t-shirts under the stairs in the basement in a cardboard box marked "REJECTS 1973." But rejects in 1973 could be gold now. So we're selling them. 

Whether it’s charting the tragic decline of a mustard bottle or documenting the slow-motion car crash of an introvert losing their verbal filter, these designs celebrate the "tragicomic" reality of being human.

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The Great Carrot Rebrand T-Shirt - Vintage Purple Carrot vs Orange History Humor Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Great Carrot Rebrand T-Shirt - Vintage Purple Carrot vs Orange History Humor Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Great Carrot Rebrand T-Shirt - Vintage Purple Carrot vs Orange History Humor Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Great Carrot Rebrand T-Shirt - Vintage Purple Carrot vs Orange History Humor Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Great Carrot Rebrand T-Shirt - Vintage Purple Carrot vs Orange History Humor Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Great Carrot Rebrand T-Shirt - Vintage Purple Carrot vs Orange History Humor Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Great Carrot Rebrand T-Shirt - Vintage Purple Carrot vs Orange History Humor Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Great Carrot Rebrand T-Shirt - Vintage Purple Carrot vs Orange History Humor Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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The Great Carrot Rebrand T-Shirt - Vintage Purple Carrot vs Orange History Humor Graphic Tee

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Retro Happy Hour Parody T-Shirt - Vintage Rubber Hose Banana, Tomato, & Martini Olive Design - Guilty Kick Apparel
Retro Happy Hour Parody T-Shirt - Vintage Rubber Hose Banana, Tomato, & Martini Olive Design - Guilty Kick Apparel
Retro Happy Hour Parody T-Shirt - Vintage Rubber Hose Banana, Tomato, & Martini Olive Design - Guilty Kick Apparel
Retro Happy Hour Parody T-Shirt - Vintage Rubber Hose Banana, Tomato, & Martini Olive Design - Guilty Kick Apparel
Retro Happy Hour Parody T-Shirt - Vintage Rubber Hose Banana, Tomato, & Martini Olive Design - Guilty Kick Apparel
Retro Happy Hour Parody T-Shirt - Vintage Rubber Hose Banana, Tomato, & Martini Olive Design - Guilty Kick Apparel
Retro Happy Hour Parody T-Shirt - Vintage Rubber Hose Banana, Tomato, & Martini Olive Design - Guilty Kick Apparel
Retro Happy Hour Parody T-Shirt - Vintage Rubber Hose Banana, Tomato, & Martini Olive Design - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Retro Happy Hour Parody T-Shirt - Vintage Rubber Hose Banana, Tomato, & Martini Olive Design

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Existential Cucumber T-Shirt - Vintage Rubber Hose Pickle Crisis Humor Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Existential Cucumber T-Shirt - Vintage Rubber Hose Pickle Crisis Humor Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Existential Cucumber T-Shirt - Vintage Rubber Hose Pickle Crisis Humor Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Existential Cucumber T-Shirt - Vintage Rubber Hose Pickle Crisis Humor Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Existential Cucumber T-Shirt - Vintage Rubber Hose Pickle Crisis Humor Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Existential Cucumber T-Shirt - Vintage Rubber Hose Pickle Crisis Humor Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Existential Cucumber T-Shirt - Vintage Rubber Hose Pickle Crisis Humor Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Banana Man The Movie Parody T-Shirt, Funny Banana is a Berry Clone Joke Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Banana Man The Movie Parody T-Shirt, Funny Banana is a Berry Clone Joke Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Banana Man The Movie Parody T-Shirt, Funny Banana is a Berry Clone Joke Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Banana Man The Movie Parody T-Shirt, Funny Banana is a Berry Clone Joke Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Banana Man The Movie Parody T-Shirt, Funny Banana is a Berry Clone Joke Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Banana Man The Movie Parody T-Shirt, Funny Banana is a Berry Clone Joke Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Banana Man The Movie Parody T-Shirt, Funny Banana is a Berry Clone Joke Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Tomato Identity Crisis T-Shirt, Socially a Vegetable Mentally Exhausted Funny Fruit Parody - Guilty Kick Apparel
Tomato Identity Crisis T-Shirt, Socially a Vegetable Mentally Exhausted Funny Fruit Parody - Guilty Kick Apparel
Tomato Identity Crisis T-Shirt, Socially a Vegetable Mentally Exhausted Funny Fruit Parody - Guilty Kick Apparel
Tomato Identity Crisis T-Shirt, Socially a Vegetable Mentally Exhausted Funny Fruit Parody - Guilty Kick Apparel
Tomato Identity Crisis T-Shirt, Socially a Vegetable Mentally Exhausted Funny Fruit Parody - Guilty Kick Apparel
Tomato Identity Crisis T-Shirt, Socially a Vegetable Mentally Exhausted Funny Fruit Parody - Guilty Kick Apparel
Tomato Identity Crisis T-Shirt, Socially a Vegetable Mentally Exhausted Funny Fruit Parody - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Tomato Identity Crisis T-Shirt, Socially a Vegetable Mentally Exhausted Funny Fruit Parody

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Technically Fifty Percent Banana, One Hundred Percent Bitter, Funny Sarcastic Fruit Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Technically Fifty Percent Banana, One Hundred Percent Bitter, Funny Sarcastic Fruit Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Technically Fifty Percent Banana, One Hundred Percent Bitter, Funny Sarcastic Fruit Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Technically Fifty Percent Banana, One Hundred Percent Bitter, Funny Sarcastic Fruit Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Technically Fifty Percent Banana, One Hundred Percent Bitter, Funny Sarcastic Fruit Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Technically Fifty Percent Banana, One Hundred Percent Bitter, Funny Sarcastic Fruit Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Technically Fifty Percent Banana, One Hundred Percent Bitter, Funny Sarcastic Fruit Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Technically Fifty Percent Banana, One Hundred Percent Bitter, Funny Sarcastic Fruit Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Technically Fifty Percent Banana, One Hundred Percent Bitter, Funny Sarcastic Fruit Parody T-Shirt

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Amazing Asbestos Retro Parody T-Shirt: Mid - Century Satirical Dark Humor Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Amazing Asbestos Retro Parody T-Shirt: Mid - Century Satirical Dark Humor Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Amazing Asbestos Retro Parody T-Shirt: Mid - Century Satirical Dark Humor Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Amazing Asbestos Retro Parody T-Shirt: Mid - Century Satirical Dark Humor Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Amazing Asbestos Retro Parody T-Shirt: Mid - Century Satirical Dark Humor Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Amazing Asbestos Retro Parody T-Shirt: Mid - Century Satirical Dark Humor Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Amazing Asbestos Retro Parody T-Shirt: Mid-Century Satirical Dark Humor Tee

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28 Seconds Later: Still Eating People, Funny Minimalist Zombie Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
28 Seconds Later: Still Eating People, Funny Minimalist Zombie Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
28 Seconds Later: Still Eating People, Funny Minimalist Zombie Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
28 Seconds Later: Still Eating People, Funny Minimalist Zombie Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
28 Seconds Later: Still Eating People, Funny Minimalist Zombie Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
28 Seconds Later: Still Eating People, Funny Minimalist Zombie Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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28 Seconds Later: Still Eating People, Funny Minimalist Zombie Movie Parody T-Shirt

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Lazy Doctor Halloween Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Lazy Doctor Halloween Tee

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Lazy Nurse Halloween Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Lazy Nurse Halloween Tee

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Pirate Tee - Lazy Pirate Halloween Costume Unisex - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Pirate Tee - Lazy Pirate Halloween Costume Unisex

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Lazy Witch Tee - Unisex Tri - Blend Crew - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Lazy Witch Tee - Unisex Tri-Blend Crew

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Lazy Vampire Costume Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Lazy Vampire Costume Tee

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Ghost Tee - Spooky and Cute Unisex Tri - Blend Crew Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Ghost Tee - Spooky and Cute Unisex Tri - Blend Crew Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Ghost Tee - Spooky and Cute Unisex Tri-Blend Crew Tee

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Creepy Ghost Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Creepy Ghost Graphic Tee

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Frankenstein Cartoon Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Frankenstein Cartoon Tee

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Slasher Cartoon Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Slasher Cartoon Tee

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Halloween Ghost Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Halloween Ghost Tee

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Freds Overstock Vintage Parody Tee 70s Discount Store Aesthetic Retro Graphic Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Freds Overstock Vintage Parody Tee 70s Discount Store Aesthetic Retro Graphic Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Freds Overstock Vintage Parody Tee 70s Discount Store Aesthetic Retro Graphic Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Freds Overstock Vintage Parody Tee 70s Discount Store Aesthetic Retro Graphic Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Freds Overstock Vintage Parody Tee 70s Discount Store Aesthetic Retro Graphic Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Freds Overstock Vintage Parody Tee 70s Discount Store Aesthetic Retro Graphic Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Freds Overstock Vintage Parody Tee 70s Discount Store Aesthetic Retro Graphic Shirt

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The American Way: Vintage 1930s Cereal Parody "Complete Nervous Breakdown" T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
The American Way: Vintage 1930s Cereal Parody "Complete Nervous Breakdown" T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
The American Way: Vintage 1930s Cereal Parody "Complete Nervous Breakdown" T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
The American Way: Vintage 1930s Cereal Parody "Complete Nervous Breakdown" T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
The American Way: Vintage 1930s Cereal Parody "Complete Nervous Breakdown" T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
The American Way: Vintage 1930s Cereal Parody "Complete Nervous Breakdown" T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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The American Way: Vintage 1930s Cereal Parody "Complete Nervous Breakdown" T-Shirt

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Vintage Absurdist "Weight of Minor Inconveniences" Retro Cartoon T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Absurdist "Weight of Minor Inconveniences" Retro Cartoon T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Absurdist "Weight of Minor Inconveniences" Retro Cartoon T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Absurdist "Weight of Minor Inconveniences" Retro Cartoon T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Absurdist "Weight of Minor Inconveniences" Retro Cartoon T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Absurdist "Weight of Minor Inconveniences" Retro Cartoon T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Vintage Absurdist "Weight of Minor Inconveniences" Retro Cartoon T-Shirt

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The Organ Grinder Retro Anatomy T-Shirt Vintage 1930s Cartoon Dog Meltdown Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Organ Grinder Retro Anatomy T-Shirt Vintage 1930s Cartoon Dog Meltdown Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Organ Grinder Retro Anatomy T-Shirt Vintage 1930s Cartoon Dog Meltdown Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Organ Grinder Retro Anatomy T-Shirt Vintage 1930s Cartoon Dog Meltdown Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Organ Grinder Retro Anatomy T-Shirt Vintage 1930s Cartoon Dog Meltdown Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Organ Grinder Retro Anatomy T-Shirt Vintage 1930s Cartoon Dog Meltdown Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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The Organ Grinder Retro Anatomy T-Shirt Vintage 1930s Cartoon Dog Meltdown Graphic Tee

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Tinned Fish Sailor Cat Retro T-Shirt Official Snack of Social Burnout Vintage 1930s Cartoon Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Tinned Fish Sailor Cat Retro T-Shirt Official Snack of Social Burnout Vintage 1930s Cartoon Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Tinned Fish Sailor Cat Retro T-Shirt Official Snack of Social Burnout Vintage 1930s Cartoon Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Tinned Fish Sailor Cat Retro T-Shirt Official Snack of Social Burnout Vintage 1930s Cartoon Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Tinned Fish Sailor Cat Retro T-Shirt Official Snack of Social Burnout Vintage 1930s Cartoon Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Tinned Fish Sailor Cat Retro T-Shirt Official Snack of Social Burnout Vintage 1930s Cartoon Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Tinned Fish Sailor Cat Retro T-Shirt Official Snack of Social Burnout Vintage 1930s Cartoon Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Tinned Fish Sailor Cat Retro T-Shirt Official Snack of Social Burnout Vintage 1930s Cartoon Tee

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Vintage "Who's Thirsty?" Retro Beer Can Graphic T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage "Who's Thirsty?" Retro Beer Can Graphic T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage "Who's Thirsty?" Retro Beer Can Graphic T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage "Who's Thirsty?" Retro Beer Can Graphic T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage "Who's Thirsty?" Retro Beer Can Graphic T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage "Who's Thirsty?" Retro Beer Can Graphic T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Vintage "Who's Thirsty?" Retro Beer Can Graphic T-Shirt

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