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The Archive: Rejects from some other era

Gary found these t-shirts under the stairs in the basement in a cardboard box marked "REJECTS 1973." But rejects in 1973 could be gold now. So we're selling them. 

Whether it’s charting the tragic decline of a mustard bottle or documenting the slow-motion car crash of an introvert losing their verbal filter, these designs celebrate the "tragicomic" reality of being human.

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Medicinal Beer Retro Cartoon T-Shirt, Vintage 1930s Doctor Certified Liquid Bread Bartender Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Medicinal Beer Retro Cartoon T-Shirt, Vintage 1930s Doctor Certified Liquid Bread Bartender Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Medicinal Beer Retro Cartoon T-Shirt, Vintage 1930s Doctor Certified Liquid Bread Bartender Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Medicinal Beer Retro Cartoon T-Shirt, Vintage 1930s Doctor Certified Liquid Bread Bartender Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Medicinal Beer Retro Cartoon T-Shirt, Vintage 1930s Doctor Certified Liquid Bread Bartender Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Medicinal Beer Retro Cartoon T-Shirt, Vintage 1930s Doctor Certified Liquid Bread Bartender Tee

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Vintage Oye! Sauces Giardiniera Hot Sando Sauce Retro Cartoon T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Oye! Sauces Giardiniera Hot Sando Sauce Retro Cartoon T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Oye! Sauces Giardiniera Hot Sando Sauce Retro Cartoon T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Oye! Sauces Giardiniera Hot Sando Sauce Retro Cartoon T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Oye! Sauces Giardiniera Hot Sando Sauce Retro Cartoon T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Vintage Oye! Sauces Giardiniera Hot Sando Sauce Retro Cartoon T-Shirt

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Felonious Mahoney's Atomic - Age Baloney Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Felonious Mahoney's Atomic - Age Baloney Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Felonious Mahoney's Atomic - Age Baloney Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Felonious Mahoney's Atomic - Age Baloney Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Felonious Mahoney's Atomic - Age Baloney Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Felonious Mahoney's Atomic-Age Baloney Tee

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Vintage Coffee Shop Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Coffee Shop Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Vintage Coffee Shop Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Vintage Coffee Shop Graphic Tee

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Vintage Hot Dog Restaurant Unisex Tee - Delroy's Dawg House, Chicago 1967 - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Hot Dog Restaurant Unisex Tee - Delroy's Dawg House, Chicago 1967 - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Hot Dog Restaurant Unisex Tee - Delroy's Dawg House, Chicago 1967 - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Hot Dog Restaurant Unisex Tee - Delroy's Dawg House, Chicago 1967 - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Hot Dog Restaurant Unisex Tee - Delroy's Dawg House, Chicago 1967 - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Hot Dog Restaurant Unisex Tee - Delroy's Dawg House, Chicago 1967 - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Vintage Lil' Pinchy's Crawfish Boil Graphic Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Vintage Millie's Frigid Ice Cream Unisex Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Millie's Frigid Ice Cream Unisex Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Vintage Millie's Frigid Ice Cream Unisex Tee

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Vintage Pizza Parlor T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Pizza Parlor T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Vintage Pizza Parlor T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Vintage Pizza Parlor T-Shirt

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Vintage Donut Shop Unisex Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Donut Shop Unisex Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Vintage Donut Shop Unisex Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Vintage Donut Shop Unisex Tee

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Vintage Homemade Gouda Cheese Company Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Homemade Gouda Cheese Company Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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The Ol' Boot - Liquor Cafe T-Shirt: Red Hot Texas Chili | Funny Vintage Diner Mascot Tee | We'll Bring Flowers to Your Funeral - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Ol' Boot - Liquor Cafe T-Shirt: Red Hot Texas Chili | Funny Vintage Diner Mascot Tee | We'll Bring Flowers to Your Funeral - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Ol' Boot - Liquor Cafe T-Shirt: Red Hot Texas Chili | Funny Vintage Diner Mascot Tee | We'll Bring Flowers to Your Funeral - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Ol' Boot - Liquor Cafe T-Shirt: Red Hot Texas Chili | Funny Vintage Diner Mascot Tee | We'll Bring Flowers to Your Funeral - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Ol' Boot - Liquor Cafe T-Shirt: Red Hot Texas Chili | Funny Vintage Diner Mascot Tee | We'll Bring Flowers to Your Funeral - Guilty Kick Apparel
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The Ol' Boot-Liquor Cafe T-Shirt: Red Hot Texas Chili | Funny Vintage Diner Mascot Tee | We'll Bring Flowers to Your Funeral

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Vintage Jalapeno Bob's Taco Stand Unisex Cotton Crew Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Jalapeno Bob's Taco Stand Unisex Cotton Crew Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Jalapeno Bob's Taco Stand Unisex Cotton Crew Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Jalapeno Bob's Taco Stand Unisex Cotton Crew Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Vintage Jalapeno Bob's Taco Stand Unisex Cotton Crew Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Backseat Taxi Driver Parody T-Shirt, Retro Movie Satire & Absurdist Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Backseat Taxi Driver Parody T-Shirt, Retro Movie Satire & Absurdist Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Backseat Taxi Driver Parody T-Shirt, Retro Movie Satire & Absurdist Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Backseat Taxi Driver Parody T-Shirt, Retro Movie Satire & Absurdist Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Backseat Taxi Driver Parody T-Shirt, Retro Movie Satire & Absurdist Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Backseat Taxi Driver Parody T-Shirt, Retro Movie Satire & Absurdist Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Backseat Taxi Driver Parody T-Shirt, Retro Movie Satire & Absurdist Graphic Tee

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Friday the 14th: Funny Minimalist Slasher Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Friday the 14th: Funny Minimalist Slasher Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Friday the 14th: Funny Minimalist Slasher Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Friday the 14th: Funny Minimalist Slasher Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Friday the 14th: Funny Minimalist Slasher Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Quid Pro Vertigo: Minimalist Hitchcockian Parody T-Shirt, Geometrical Harassment Movie Spoof - Guilty Kick Apparel
Quid Pro Vertigo: Minimalist Hitchcockian Parody T-Shirt, Geometrical Harassment Movie Spoof - Guilty Kick Apparel
Quid Pro Vertigo: Minimalist Hitchcockian Parody T-Shirt, Geometrical Harassment Movie Spoof - Guilty Kick Apparel
Quid Pro Vertigo: Minimalist Hitchcockian Parody T-Shirt, Geometrical Harassment Movie Spoof - Guilty Kick Apparel
Quid Pro Vertigo: Minimalist Hitchcockian Parody T-Shirt, Geometrical Harassment Movie Spoof - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Pulp Fraction, Minimalist Math & Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Pulp Fraction, Minimalist Math & Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Pulp Fraction, Minimalist Math & Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Pulp Fraction, Minimalist Math & Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Pulp Fraction, Minimalist Math & Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Pulp Fraction, Minimalist Math & Movie Parody T-Shirt

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The Texas Triangle Massacre, Funny Minimalist Horror Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Texas Triangle Massacre, Funny Minimalist Horror Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Texas Triangle Massacre, Funny Minimalist Horror Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Texas Triangle Massacre, Funny Minimalist Horror Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Texas Triangle Massacre, Funny Minimalist Horror Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Texas Triangle Massacre, Funny Minimalist Horror Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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The Texas Triangle Massacre, Funny Minimalist Horror Movie Parody T-Shirt

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Blog Day Afternoon, Funny Satirical Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Blog Day Afternoon, Funny Satirical Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Blog Day Afternoon, Funny Satirical Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Blog Day Afternoon, Funny Satirical Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Blog Day Afternoon, Funny Satirical Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
Blog Day Afternoon, Funny Satirical Movie Parody T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Blog Day Afternoon, Funny Satirical Movie Parody T-Shirt

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The Droog's Geometry Lesson Tee | Circles or Triangles, Eh? - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Droog's Geometry Lesson Tee | Circles or Triangles, Eh? - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Droog's Geometry Lesson Tee | Circles or Triangles, Eh? - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Droog's Geometry Lesson Tee | Circles or Triangles, Eh? - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Droog's Geometry Lesson Tee | Circles or Triangles, Eh? - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Droog's Geometry Lesson Tee | Circles or Triangles, Eh? - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Droog's Geometry Lesson Tee | Circles or Triangles, Eh? - Guilty Kick Apparel
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The Droog's Geometry Lesson Tee | Circles or Triangles, Eh?

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Minimalist Shapes Jaws Movie Parody Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Minimalist Shapes Jaws Movie Parody Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Minimalist Shapes Jaws Movie Parody Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Minimalist Shapes Jaws Movie Parody Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Minimalist Shapes Jaws Movie Parody Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Minimalist Shapes Jaws Movie Parody Tee

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Minimalist Parody Unisex Tee - Saturday Night Fever Shapes - Guilty Kick Apparel
Minimalist Parody Unisex Tee - Saturday Night Fever Shapes - Guilty Kick Apparel
Minimalist Parody Unisex Tee - Saturday Night Fever Shapes - Guilty Kick Apparel
Minimalist Parody Unisex Tee - Saturday Night Fever Shapes - Guilty Kick Apparel
Minimalist Parody Unisex Tee - Saturday Night Fever Shapes - Guilty Kick Apparel
Minimalist Parody Unisex Tee - Saturday Night Fever Shapes - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Minimalist Parody Unisex Tee - Saturday Night Fever Shapes

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Minimalist Psycho movie parody Unisex Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Minimalist Psycho movie parody Unisex Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Minimalist Psycho movie parody Unisex Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Minimalist Psycho movie parody Unisex Tee

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Titanic Minimalist Parody Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Titanic Minimalist Parody Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
Titanic Minimalist Parody Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Titanic Minimalist Parody Tee

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Triangle Minimalist Movie Parody Tee of Dangerous Liaisons - Guilty Kick Apparel
Triangle Minimalist Movie Parody Tee of Dangerous Liaisons - Guilty Kick Apparel
Triangle Minimalist Movie Parody Tee of Dangerous Liaisons - Guilty Kick Apparel
Triangle Minimalist Movie Parody Tee of Dangerous Liaisons - Guilty Kick Apparel
Triangle Minimalist Movie Parody Tee of Dangerous Liaisons - Guilty Kick Apparel
Triangle Minimalist Movie Parody Tee of Dangerous Liaisons - Guilty Kick Apparel
Triangle Minimalist Movie Parody Tee of Dangerous Liaisons - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Triangle Minimalist Movie Parody Tee of Dangerous Liaisons

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