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The Archive: Rejects from some other era

Gary found these t-shirts under the stairs in the basement in a cardboard box marked "REJECTS 1973." But rejects in 1973 could be gold now. So we're selling them. 

Whether it’s charting the tragic decline of a mustard bottle or documenting the slow-motion car crash of an introvert losing their verbal filter, these designs celebrate the "tragicomic" reality of being human.

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American Psycho Triangle Parody Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
American Psycho Triangle Parody Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Retro Hippie Town USA T-Shirt Groovy 1970s Rainbow & Daisy Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Retro Hippie Town USA T-Shirt Groovy 1970s Rainbow & Daisy Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Retro Hippie Town USA T-Shirt Groovy 1970s Rainbow & Daisy Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Retro 70s Boogie Down Graphic Tee Vintage Aviators & Mustache Shag Hair Style - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Retro 70s Disco Platform Boot T-Shirt Vivid Goldfish Aquarium Heel Aesthetic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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70s Groovy Times Vintage Style T-Shirt, Retro Peace Sign, Flower Power Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Groovy Shroom: There's No Place Like The 70s Retro Cartoon T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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The "Ho - Ho - What?" Programmer Holiday Action Movie Parody Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Nobody Likes a Cocky Cookie - Retro Dark Humor Gingerbread Man Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Cletus Woods' Chemically Treated "Traditional" Christmas Tree Farm Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Failed to Load Graphic Tee - Funny Glitch Art Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Anti - Design Lorem Ipsum Placeholder Text Graphic Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Oakhaven Historical Society Tower Preservation Obscure Water Tower Ironic Vintage T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Starlight Drive - In Theatre 1994 Vintage Distressed Retro Movie T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Taco Tuesday "¡Mas!" T-Shirt - Funny Mexican Food Lover Gift - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Sushi Row Studio City T-Shirt, Unisex Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
 
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One Chapter Wonder Book Club tee for lazy readers. - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Funny Unisex Tee - I Borrowed Your Power Drill Ransom - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Graphic Tee - Math vs Art: Art Wins - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Funny Quote Unisex Tee - 'Don't Worry, What Could Happen' T-Shirt - Guilty Kick Apparel
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Cookie Pun T-Shirt - Unisex Tri - Blend Tee - Guilty Kick Apparel
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