“Why use many pixels when few shapes do trick?”

Hollywood spends hundreds of millions of dollars on CGI, practical effects, and A-list actors. We spent about eight minutes in a vector program. The Minimalist Parody Collection is for the cinephile who wants to show off their vast cinematic knowledge while putting in the absolute minimum amount of visual effort. We’ve stripped away the "distractions"—like faces, lighting, and recognizable logos—to give you the raw, geometric soul of cinema. These shirts function as a Rorschach test for your friends. If they see a masterpiece, they’re cultured. If they just see a triangle, you probably shouldn't let them borrow your Criterion Collection Blu-rays.